Dining and Whining

Sometimes I think if I have to eat another green leafy vegetable my ears will grow.  Another bite of turkey and you can add a black hat with a buckle to my outfit.  I am tired of turkey and vegetables!!!

I'll be the first to confess - I'm a carboholic.  And by carb I mean grains.  Light fluffy breads.  Sweet luscious cakes.  Day old doughnuts dipped in hot chocolate.  Sodapop, complete with carbonation.  Toast, oozing butter.  

There are doughnuts here, in the office, leftover from this morning's safety meeting.  Doughnuts, just a few steps away.  And there's half a case of rootbeer leftover from a holiday party.  And I'm drinking my 4th bottle of water for the day and eating 4 ounces of turkey with vegetables.

How long must this torture continue!  It is endless in nature, it began before the dawn of time and will continue until the rivers run dry!  Curses, I say!  Vegetables are beginning to grow from my skin.  My heart has been replaced with a rutabaga and my lungs with lettuces.  I no longer gobble my food but gobble my speech!  When will it end!

And thus ends day two of my experiment.